youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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