Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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