So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think a kid would responsible me up
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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