just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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