Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
