I hope mine doesn't look like that
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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