I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I will be naked everywhere
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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