we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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