What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Can I color on your dick again?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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