dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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