I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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