If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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