Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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