Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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