You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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