how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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