That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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