Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
