Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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