the day after is always just damage control
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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