waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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