I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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