I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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