Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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