So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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