How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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