New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I did not marry a roomba.
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