You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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