i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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