I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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