and next time when you feel me up, do it right
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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