are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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