turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I love you. Go after that dick
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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