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say what?
wanna hang out?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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