do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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