It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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