You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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