omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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