Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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