Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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