when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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