he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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