Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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