I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
