Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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