We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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