Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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