I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
ttyl tear gas
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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