i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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