Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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