i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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