I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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